Thursday, November 28, 2013
No more gobble, gobble Mr. Turkey. I went to Walmart, picked you out of all the other turkeys, you were a very nice looking turkey. I stood in line, paid a good price for you, and brought you home. I thawed you out for a few days, you were freezing, sorry about that. Last night, I cleaned you up really nice, you were shining. I dried you off, oiled and buttered you up, and told you good-bye. Sorry, there were no last rites, but God bless you. Then, I placed you in the roasting pan, and set you in the oven. I guarantee you were no longer freezing, instead, you were getting a nice and evenly brown suntan. Then, today, Mr. Turkey, my husband and I truly enjoyed the cooked version of you. Awww. The turkey that use to gobble, has now made me wobble like a penguin!!!!!!!!