Thursday, November 28, 2013

Gobble, Gobble

No more gobble, gobble Mr. Turkey. I went to Walmart, picked you out of all the other turkeys, you were a very nice looking turkey. I stood in line, paid a good price for you, and brought you home.  I thawed you out for a few days, you were freezing, sorry about that. Last night, I cleaned you up really nice, you were shining. I dried you off, oiled and buttered you up, and told you good-bye. Sorry, there were no last rites, but God bless you. Then, I placed you in the roasting pan, and set you in the oven. I guarantee you were no longer freezing, instead, you were getting a nice and evenly brown suntan. Then, today, Mr. Turkey, my husband and I truly enjoyed the cooked version of you. Awww. The turkey that use to gobble, has now made me wobble like a penguin!!!!!!!!

26 comments:

The Queen of Brussels Sprouts said...

Poor Me. Turkey got fried after being bathed in a brine...Cajun seasoning....yummy! ;)

Joy said...

Hi hi. Funny post:)

Great-Granny Grandma said...

This post made me smile.
I have been away for so long and have a lot of catching up to do. It's been hard to follow my bloggy friends since Google Reader went away, but now that I've found an alternative reader, am hoping to be able to catch up.

Never Forsaken said...

ROFL!

I wonder what you would say to the nice doe we just took to the butcher yesterday?
Yes, early on Thanksgiving morning we had another doe to deliver to the butcher to process!
Yay! lots of good venison for the freezer and to share with loved ones throughout the year...and one less deer to get hit on the roadway (which is not a good way to go!)
~Blessings and love~ Lisa

Celestina Marie said...

Too cute!! Blessings to you and yours
Hugs, Celestina Marie

rcubes said...

:) glad you had a wonderful thanksgiving. .. praying you're always feeling great and remaining strong. ..God bless you sister.

Deanna said...

so funny!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving to you!

Deanna said...

so funny!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving to you!

Lisa in Texas = ) said...

Glad you had a good Thanksgiving! Hoping you are doing well.
Love you sweet lady, Lisa :O)

Alecia Simersky said...

Sounds about right, I hope I can stop wobbling about like a penguin before Christmas gets here and I stuff myself again :) Happy Holidays!

Terra said...

Cute story of Mr. Turkey.

Sharon said...

I am also thankful for the turkey who gave up his life to feed my family! And yes, I wobbled too!

Hope you had a wonderful day.

GOD BLESS!

LeAnn said...

A very cute story and I hope you had a wondrous Thanksgiving.
Blessings and hugs!

Ashley said...

Hoping you enjoyed your Thanksgiving dear one!
Love you Denise, you're always in my prayers!

Pia said...

Haha!That was cute!

Dee said...

Hi, It is good to be back to my blog. I hope my computer keeps working well. I have missed reading your posts and hope all is well.

Cathy said...

LOL...I didn't eat turkey or any meat for Thanksgiving this year! Cute!

HOW ARE YOU DOING????
Love and hugs~

From the Heart said...

Looks like you had a nice Thanksgiving. I'm sorry about your Dad, but will pray for him. I had not seen you at the Lighthouse in a while so I thought I'd better check on you.
Glad your feeling better. I will add your Dad to the Lighthouse if you haven't already. Love you and miss you. Glad your feeling better. Have a great Christmas.

We went to my oldest daughter's and had Thanksgiving with her and her husband. Our youngest daughter and her husband drove us up. There were a few of my grandson's friends there. We had a really good visit. My son-in-law started cooking at 6 am (he did all the cooking) and we ate at noon. It was a good visit and then we came home on Friday.

Looking forward to Christmas. They will all be here Christmas including dh's niece and husband. Can't wait to see all of them again.

Lisa in Texas = ) said...

You are in my prayers dear lady. I hope everything is going good with you guys. May God comfort and bless you~ Lisa :O)

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Marian said...

¡Feliz y Santa Navidad Denise, y prospero año 2014 lleno de bendiciones y de amor de Dios!.
Un abrazo.

ஐღReneeஐ said...

Have not heard from you, hope all is well.

Never Forsaken said...

Been missing you!
Hope you are well.
I still pray for you daily.
I love you, my friend...
~Blessings In Jesus~ Lisa

Denise said...

Where have You been-What have You been doing-How are You both-Have You stopped Blogging? WHY ? Miss hearing from You-Denise

Great-Granny Grandma said...

This made me chuckle.

Great-Granny Grandma said...

P.S. I know I left a comment before, but I just read it again, and got another chuckle.