Sunday, September 23, 2007

Sunday Smiles


Top Ten Sayings of Biblical Mothers
10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?
1. Moses, Quit setting fire to the bushes!

12 comments:

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Now those are cute!! Never heard them before...

Lynn said...

Oh I loved these. Laughing already on an early Sunday morning. God is so good.

Thank you for the cheer. Love you. Blessings this Lord's Day Denise. Lynn

Connie@Little Red Hearts From God said...

I love that!!!!

too cute..

I hope you are having a supernatural great day

I love you precious
Connie

e-Mom said...

Fun! Thanks for brightening my day. Hugs 'n prayers, e-Mom

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Thanks for stopping by ..Those memes help you to get to know what others are thinking sometimes...Hope today is a better day for you...blessings

Sharon said...

Cute!
Just wanted to stop in and let you know you are now on "the list".
We have seen some pretty incredible things happen to people on our little prayer list.
You just know that every Wednesday night around 6:30 you name will be raised out loud before the throne of God. We have seen cancer healed,drug addicts freed,bi poplar healed,and man who had had a stroke and was given 3 days to live-yet two weeks later he is still here and came off the ventilator yesterday and he is getting better every day. He is our Savior, healer and the lover of our souls.
I pray you are enjoying his presence today.

Oldqueen44 said...

Very cute, those were funny.

Talk..to..Grams said...

How cute Denise!! Hope your day is going really good!! Love, Grams

According to HIS Power said...

This is so cute! Made me laugh so hard! Hope you are having a better day. Praying for you as I go throughout my day today. Love and Prayers,
Julie

A Dusty Frame said...

HAHA:) Thanks!

Lizzie

Vicki said...

Too funny!!

Donetta said...

Thanks for my card I cheated:0 I opened it tonight. I'm all freaked out I put my salvation testimony on my blogs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA