One Of Those Days

Today has been one of those days, you know the kind I am talking about. As soon as you wake up, he attacks. He jumps on your back so hard, he nearly knocks the breathe out of you. He then starts working on your self esteem, as you look in the mirror, he whispers in your ear:look at yourself, you are ugly beyond belief. U G L Y,you aint got no alibi, your ugly!! Woo Hoo!! As you make your way over to the scale, he starts to scream, saying:Stop, step away from the scale, and no one gets hurt!! Do you want to break another scale?? So, you turn back to the mirror to comb your hair. He starts to laugh, and says: Why bother, there are only a few hairs there. Of course, then he says:Forget about trying to hide your non existant eyebrows, who cares? No one cares, because you are non existant Denise, you do not matter to anyone. Well, at this point, I was fed up with this jerk. I turned to him, and said:Take your bag of lies that you are trying to sell me, which by the way, are worth about as much as you are, which is nothing, and go back to hell where you belong. My father bought and paid for me with His precious blood, which is priceless. I am worthy to be called His daughter, you cannot have me. My Father created me in His image, so that makes me beautiful. Do not come back around here trying to sell your bag of lies anymore, because if you do, I will let my Father talk to you!! Get far behind me evil one.