Top Ten Sayings of Biblical Mothers
10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?
1. Moses, Quit setting fire to the bushes!
10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?
1. Moses, Quit setting fire to the bushes!
4 comments:
Hi Denise,
Wow, every time I visit your place it is newly decorated and fun. Today it is just awesome. Love your banner. NEAT!
Hey, your Sunday Smile is great. I grinned through all of them. Too cute. Love you my sister, Have a blessed Sunday. Thanks for joining the fun. Love and hugs, Lynn
Denise,
My visit brought smiles both from these cute sayings and for the wonderful graphics and music.
Biblical mothers sure had their hands full, just like today's mothers. Thanks for the smiles.
Love and hugs,
Mary
This is too cute!
This was fantastic, could I possibly borrow it please?
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