Sunday, November 18, 2007

Sunday Smiles



TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH:
10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Genesis . . . and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's.
8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible.
5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah, the Shepherd Boy, and His Ark of Many Colors."

7 comments:

Bernadine said...

lol, number 1 is simply priceless. Thanks for the laugh. Have a beautiful Sunday.

Mary said...

Denise,

Enjoyed your list. Thanks for sharing.

Blessings,
Mary

Lynn said...

Oh Denise,

I giggled through all of this.... Number five is so funny!!!! Hope your Sunday is filled to overflowing with the joy of the Lord.

Thanks for joining in the fun. Love you, Lynn

According to HIS Power said...

This is so funny, my friend! You gave me a good laugh today :o) And, Charlie says Hi and thank you for the encouraging comments!

Love and Prayers,
Julie

Rebecca said...

That was great. #2 had me laughing out loud. HAHAHA!!!

Have a great day!

As We Sail... said...

thank you, I needed some chuckles today.

e-Mom said...

Thanks for the fun! :~D