Sunday, September 30, 2007

Sunday Smiles



A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy set to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it."

9 comments:

Donetta said...

Good Morning! Hay girl thanks for all your loving comments. This is so cute.

Talk..to..Grams said...

Oh how cute!! I smiled at this one!! I hope your day is going good...

I haven't posted any thing yet.... but Kelly has! She fixed us Slopy Joe's for our lunch, Nancy just loves them!! She has gone over to Karen's house to put a rinse in each others hair.. the Chiefs won't be on until later...

We play San Diego today.... I don't know if we can win or not! I always hope so... Love you, Grams

Bernadine said...

How cute! I laughed out loud as I read this.

Talk..to..Grams said...

ok, I got a post done and was able to put a Girly glitter deal on there but have no idea how I did it!! oh boy! Love and hugs. Grams

According to HIS Power said...

This is hilarious! You made my day brighter, hon!

Blessings,

Julie

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Yes I have read this one before..CUTE!! poor little boys!! They really thought they were in BIG TROUBLE now!! Hope you had a great weekend!!

Connie@Little Red Hearts From God said...

that was too funny...

hope you are going to have an awesome week...

love you so much precious

Connie

Sharon said...

Girl that was great! I have never heard that one before.Too cute!
God is missing--Ha!

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